Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. the loser had to wear his underpants outside his pants.
Chuck Norris once peed in a truck's gas tank, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet in 'Wanted', Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris appeared on all 6 Star Wars movies... as The Force.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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